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What's Your Google Porn Name?
One last one for the night. I need a formula to figure out someone's Google name. You know, like how to know your porn name, you take the street you lived on and your pet (Jeremy is Kitty Kneer; I'm Lady Apache -- that formula works). What could you use to figure out someone's name at Google. Like first programming language plus email program used? First computer plus car you drive? The reason I need Google Porn Names will be clear for something I'm posting Friday. Come up with a good formula in the comments below and, well, fame? Fun? By Danny Sullivan on Nov. 29, 2006 | Permalink See related posts in: Work
Next Post: Google, Now For Sale On eBay Comments Comment by Roc Thommy | November 29, 2006 11:04 PM The abbreviation of the department in Google they work in and the model of their car. Matt Cutts 'could' be 'SPAM CIVIC' if he works in the SPAM dept. at Google and drove a Honda Civic. I think that information is correct as well. What do ya think? Comment by Oiskas Danny, you really need to stop posting when you've been drinking! :) Comment by Jill Underwear + Mobile Phone "Brooks Blackberry" Comment by JEHochman Which to choose: Fav. Color + Street = BlueSunrise Comment by Brian 2 variations 1. Search google for your full name. The first word of the first title is your First Name. Search Google for your street your grew up on. The first word of the first title is your Last Name. One could just use the "Im Feeling Lucky" button.
Comment by Dave R | November 30, 2006 5:09 PM Thanks, everyone. I liked both the idea of underwear and phont plus the idea of searching on Google, but neither worked as well as the porn name formula. I'm going to keep plugging away with idea. FYI, I was trying to make this work for the post over at Search Engine Land, 8 Googler Alternatives To Superstar Matt Cutts Comment by Danny Sullivan Come on, we're talking about Google here? Call me Lex, Lex Las Vegas Comment by seobrien | December 1, 2006 4:56 PM mmmm, tricky - Google is cool, Google is soap opera, Google is populated by Nerds; First name - pick your favourite number between 1 and, say, 600. Go to the OC page at wikipedia. Start counting names.... Surname - the brand name of your first hard drive.
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Email program (first or current) limits choices extensively. Perhaps you should include some 3-5 character abbreviation of your hometown. For example, I'm originally from Buffalo so Bflo or Buf would work for me. Although in my case, it does sound more like a porn name...