Some Advice For Free Essay Writing Services – Write Better Comment Spam!

There are some people who really, really want my readers to know about various essay writing services that are available. I mean, they spam me with links constantly. So to save everyone time, I thought I’d just compile all their offers in one place.

Back in November, someone by the name of “Essay Writers” posted to my Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade article:

Thank you for this wonderful blog. This is a good video streaming!

I guess they needed a break from writing all those essays. They linked over to, and clearly this is a company to avoid. I mean, “This is a good video streaming?” That’s not very good English. I’m not sure I’d want them to write my essays.

In December, Linda34 read my article about the AP charging for quotations and was compelled to comment:

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The bolded words were links that lead over to Again, I’d have to recommend against this service. That comment is just poor English. The same company also left me this poorly written comment in January:

To be successful means to get the high grades and for this, guys must demonstrate the good quality write my paper essay. But is this real to write it without an aid of the online writing services? Sure, it is realizable, but it would be easier to buy do my paper essay about this post in web.

Also in December, Ly33Odry read my “As Obama Turns America Socialist, An American Reflecting On Life In Socialist Britain” post. That provoked this comment:

The one only pass way to have some information about this post is to order already written essays or buy essay.

The comment linked over to I have to say, a poor quality comment like this compels me to put this service on the “don’t use” list as well.

In January, Jenifferls left this comment:

Some essays writing services write nice essay writing example referring to this post and the superb outcome simply about become our writer, you can receive with no money!

That lead to I don’t even understand the comment. So when says on its site:

Our talented team of writers will customize your college essays to go with your language skills and academic standard, whether you are in school or college, we are always there to help you. You do not have to worry anymore about your academic difficulties.

I just have to shake my head. If you can’t even write comment spam clearly, I’m going to trust you with my essay?

Also in January, “Free Essay” read my about FDIC limits and was really thankful for it, commenting:

Whenever I see people like you which sharing information for other peoples, I feel so glad, thanks for your information and continue your work.

I really appreciated that feedback. But the “for other peoples” part makes me think that, while it may offer free essays, probably doesn’t have good quality ones.

Interestingly, Free Essay came back to that same article and commented again:

I believe the information covered in the discussion is top notch. I’ve been doing a research on the subject and your blog just cleared up a lot of questions. I am working on a custom essay and custom essays for my English class and currently reading lots of blogs to study.

I found the comment confusing. No, not because it had nothing to do with my blog post. Rather, because it linked to three different services. Free Essay linked his name to the aforementioned site. But then the first link in the comment went to (AKA Genuine Writing) and the second to Gosh, which one is best?

More confusion. My “Oh My God! My Village Is Being Invaded!” post got this comment:

Yeah, definitely custom written essay Thank you.

What does that mean? And why did “Custom Writing” who left the post link to for their name but to withi the comment? Again, I’m confused. Which one is best?

In another comment from January, “cxJessica” wrote:

It is manageable to purchase essay and  buy custom essay papers at the paper writing service just about this good topic.

Add to the list of places that seem likely to suck.

Someone else left this on my post about Arrested Development, done in Lego:

The quality of your brilliant information close to this good post can be compared with the academic essay writing from writing service only. Thence, you move in a good way. Thank you a lot for your efforts!

And thank you, the good folks over at — I wish you all you deserve.

Lately, it’s a place called that wants attention. I keep getting comments like:

Different spheres of our life consume a lot of time and money, thence why should we waste time for expository essay accomplishing? That is easier to utilize some famous custom sociology essays service to purchase the sample essay from, I guess.

I am willing to tell that an experienced media essay writing service is a light on the road of research essay writing. So, all people can utilize it every time they need buy essays.

People opine that the business term paper writing supposes the really time taking process. However, students count on the media essay service help anytime when that is needed.

I don’t think that every single student in the world has a passion of definition essay writing! Nevertheless, persons ,which don’t have writing skillfulness have to utilize a support of experienced essays online service and enjoy a result.

Various fields of our life consume a lot of time, thence why have we to waste time for analysis essay writing? This is easier to utilize really professional essay writing service to order the persuasive term paper at, I guess.

I’ve got about 10 more similar to those above. Here’s the thing. If you go to, the site makes little sense. There’s no way to contact anyone about essays. No phone numbers; no order forms; no complete essays. Just one butt-ugly web site.

I suspect whoever runs this site is hoping that after they spam enough blogs, they’ll start ranking for terms and maybe will try to redirect that traffic to an actual sales site.

Of course, they need to start ranking. As it turns out, they do rank for essays online on Google. But I’m going to make a little prediction, and this is one based on an essay of my own I wrote — about why it’s not a really smart idea to be spamming my blog.

That essay was called My “Beware Of Dog” Don’t Spam Me Sign, and it covered how it’s kind of stupid to be spamming the blog of someone who writes about search.

As a matter of fact, did you read this great article about Google’s search algorithm in Wired recently? Little story. Last month, I had the pleasure of doing a talk with some of the folks mentioned in that article. I was pointing out examples of where I thought maybe Google could improve its search relevancy. I think it went pretty well. Google’s dead serious on not wanting junk in their results. They were game to see what bad examples I could find out there.

So that site that’s ranking for “essays online” right now, that’s really cruddy? I think that’s an excellent example of where Google needs to reexamine its search algorithm, do some tweaking, so junk like that doesn’t come up. In fact, I get the impression the entire essay writing space probably deserves a little attention right now. I suspect there are a lot of duplicate companies operating under different names just spamming and jamming the results.

You know the  ironic part? This post will probably rank eventually for some essay-related term. And some dumb-ass will come along and leave a comment :)


  1. says

    If i might say “Ha ha ha”, I know it must be hugely annoying receiving these spam emails, however it does make for an entertaining read when you or Matt blog about it :). Now if only I had a site that did essay writing I could link to!..

  2. says

    The quality of your fantastic “essay writing” blog post is aspiring me to watch your videos while I write “custom essays”. Keep up the good work and don’t worry about your academic difficulties.

    I think I’ve just found myself a new past time. It’s actually really hard to write like that and I’m not even a full time Essay Writer. Maybe its a case of being so good that they can get away with it. Like Picasso.

  3. Hunter Gatherer says

    Ok. So everyone is a critic. But what do you have to say about quality writers, quality content and how to find them?

    I also find it surprising you would give all these awful sites any juice at all by mentioning their full domain names. From their point of view, even bad pr can give them some lift. Nice work.

  4. says

    Well, I think quality writers are self-evident in what they write. I think the comment spam from these essay writing services is self-evidently bad.

    They’re not getting any juice out of this, trust me. There’s no actual linkage to them. Someone might read this post, copy and paste the URLs for these services and then — if they are completely stupid — actually purchase something from one of them. I think that’s really farfetched.

    Far more like, someone’s going to reach one of these services another way and wonder about them. So they’ll do something like search for them by their domain names to see if there are any people discussing them. This page has a chance of showing up for that.

    It’s always a debate whether to actually mention someone doing crappy stuff from the “any publicity is good publicity” point of view. I usually follow that rule and don’t give any mention at all. But in this case, I felt it was worthwhile and made sense.

  5. Hunter Gatherer says


    I don’t mind you pointing out the real junk and I know there is no direct link on your site. I guess it’s a service to those who expect some value from those sites to let them know not to bother.

    The question is not knowing good writing when you see it as that’s pretty easy and most “publishers” can recognize it. Mine is how do you find good writers that balance turning out great copy and not just good copy to feed the search machine. You know, copy that sells without selling, that gets found without keyword salting.

    I can find lots of adequate writers that couldn’t sell ice to Panamanians in the summer. You know the type of flat, keyword rich drivel that’s everywhere from dime a dozen writers. I can also find some that know how to go over the top with target keywords and exaggerate the message. It’s the balance that’s hard to get.

    I need a lot of copy to feed the machine, but need the balance of keyword copy and exciting and interesting copy that is not hyperbole. Those writers are hard to find. I thought I might provoke you into providing a treasure map.

    I appreciate that you took the time to respond. Always appreciated.

  6. says

    I’d try looking at some of the writers at Squidoo, Associated Content and eHow from Demand Media. These are all content farms — which take their share of hits. But they also do have some good writers who are apparently working for peanuts. Check out some of the content, perhaps by doing a search restricted to those sites for the terms you want content for. If you see some copy that resonates with you, then reach out to form a direct relationship with the writers.

  7. Hunter Gatherer says

    Thanks for the tip.

    But, aren’t you, like, really busy? Didn’t you squeeze this in between like a million tweets this week? Must be nice!

  8. Derek says

    Fun article but I think that reading all of those comment spam examples has actually made me dumberer…

  9. Brian says

    Comment number 10 is an interesting tactic (ripping a sentence from comment 7). Might want to remove that comment (at which point you may as well remove this one…).