Orange Wants To Charge Me £1.50 Per Month For My Bill

First Orange decides that it should charge me 10p per minute if I dare call a freephone / tollfree 800 number. Now in my monthly bill, I learn as of July 1, they want to charge me £1.50 to keep sending me an itemized list of my calls. It gets better. If I do nothing, they’ll just automatically assume I want this to happen. I have 10 days to text them and change my bill. That’s hard, of course, given that I live in an Orange black zone and have no coverage. I guess I’ll have to remember to do this next time I drive into town and get a signal. To be fair, you can apparently still get a full itemized list by logging in online. But it would have been nice if they gave you a discount for going paperless, rather than a premium to still get the paper bill but one without itemization. Time for a new provider, I think — maybe one that gives plans that make sense, rather than those named after cute animals. The future is bright, and it ain’t going to be Orange.