What’s Your Google Porn Name?

One last one for the night. I need a formula to figure out someone’s Google
name. You know, like how to know your porn name, you take the street you lived
on and your pet (Jeremy
is Kitty Kneer
; I’m Lady Apache — that formula works).

What could you use to figure out someone’s name at Google. Like first
programming language plus email program used? First computer plus car you drive?

The reason I need Google Porn Names will be clear for something I’m posting
Friday. Come up with a good formula in the comments below and, well, fame? Fun?


Comments

  1. Roc Thommy says

    Email program (first or current) limits choices extensively. Perhaps you should include some 3-5 character abbreviation of your hometown. For example, I’m originally from Buffalo so Bflo or Buf would work for me. Although in my case, it does sound more like a porn name…

  2. says

    The abbreviation of the department in Google they work in and the model of their car.
    Matt Cutts ‘could’ be ‘SPAM CIVIC’ if he works in the SPAM dept. at Google and drove a Honda Civic. I think that information is correct as well.
    What do ya think?

  3. Dave R says

    2 variations
    1. Search google for your full name. The first word of the first title is your First Name. Search Google for your street your grew up on. The first word of the first title is your Last Name. One could just use the “Im Feeling Lucky” button.
    2. Search google for your full name. The first word of the tenth title is your First Name. Search Google for your street your grew up on. The first word of the first title is your Last Name.

  4. seobrien says

    Come on, we’re talking about Google here?
    First name should be your favorite superhero or villian destinated to takeover or save the world. And since its Google, and they have as much fun as they do work, last name is your favorite place to party.
    Call me Lex, Lex Las Vegas

  5. says

    mmmm, tricky – Google is cool, Google is soap opera, Google is populated by Nerds;
    First name – pick your favourite number between 1 and, say, 600. Go to the OC page at wikipedia. Start counting names….
    Surname – the brand name of your first hard drive.
    But I’m sticking with Misty Barnes, Porn Queen extraordinaire ‘cos Kaitlin Maxtor doesn’t quite have the same cachet, I feel.