What’s Your Google Porn Name?

One last one for the night. I need a formula to figure out someone’s Google
name. You know, like how to know your porn name, you take the street you lived
on and your pet (Jeremy
is Kitty Kneer
; I’m Lady Apache — that formula works).

What could you use to figure out someone’s name at Google. Like first
programming language plus email program used? First computer plus car you drive?

The reason I need Google Porn Names will be clear for something I’m posting
Friday. Come up with a good formula in the comments below and, well, fame? Fun?